Staff Profiles
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Written by MOTORMOUTH   
Friday, 23 January 2009 13:45

STAFF OF CORNERED RAT SOFTWARE / PLAYNET INC.

Dana "Gophur" Baldwin
Senior Producer
Likes: Enchiladas. Shiner Bock. Fireworks.
Dislikes: Doctors. Lawyers. Gunter.
Astrological Sign: A-Bomb

Matthew "Xoom" Callahan
Assistant Manager
Likes: Music, Gaming, Business, Football, Good Food, PB & J's, Snow
Dislikes: Slackers, Negative People, Slow Season, Checkers
Astrological Sign: Virgo

Al "Rafter" Corey
Executive Producer / Marketing Manager
Likes: Jeeps, RockBand, Tennis, Fast cars & loose women
Dislikes: Button-mashing games, traffic, rain, the empty coffee pot
Astrological sign: Virgoawesome

Steve "Bloo" Daniels
Producer / Director of Support
Likes: Games, Rugby
Dislikes: Traffic
Astrological Sign: Cthulhu

Donavon "Topd" Dilling
Assistant Manager
Likes:  College football, San Diego Chargers, golf, rugby (too old to play now), and Vocelli pizza
Dislikes:  Rude people, cats, artichokes
Astrological Sign: Aries

Amy-lynn "Motormouth" Engelbrecht
Public Relations
Likes: Kittens, puppies, rainbows, car chases ending in explosions, zombie movies, tennis and the 'Boys
Dislikes: Air conditioning in January, gingers, people who make it a point to be difficult, artichokes
Astrological Sign: Taurus

Geof Rey "Doc" Evans
Producer / Game Manager
Likes: Time off! Motorcycles, Hot Rods, Vintage Aircraft, Guitars, the arts
Dislikes: stupidity, trivial garbage
Astrological Sign: Aquarius

D. Christopher "Martini" Fennell
Software Engineer
Likes: Money, History, Weightlifting, Italian Food, Sam Adams Beer, Hockey, Football, Dogs, Cold Weather, Family, Chocolate Cake, m&m's, Good Movies, Travel, Coffee, Books, Math.
Dislikes: Taxes, Politicians, Hot Weather, Painting, Poverty, Road Rage, Thieves, Daylight Savings Time.
Astrological Sign: Leo

Troy "Ramp" Lowe
Software Engineer with some Web Developer and a little Database and Sys Admin thrown in. (Hey, I'm a Poet and didn't know it. Just like Flynn, I did it again)
Likes: Playing Tennis, Dallas Cowboys, Sci-Fi and Action Movies, Computer Games, Programming, Offroading, a Good Steak
Dislikes: Bios staff stupid in filling, big government, taxes, bailouts, the UN, planning ahead, soggy bread, mayonnaise, hollyweird talking heads
Astrological Sgn: Aries

John "Killer" MacQueen
COO etc...
Likes: Motorcycles, old trucks, wilderness.
Dislikes: Big cities, freeways, drivers on cell phones or putting on makeup.
Astrological Sign: Capricorn

Melanie "Mel" Meixner 
Administrative Assistant
Likes:  spending time with my family, tennis, pilates, spy/military novels, funny movies, traveling, eating out, shopping
Dislikes: pandering politicians, cold weather, soccer, whiny professional athletes, celebrities, liars, selfishness, traffic
Astrological Sign: Virgo

Jim "Maypole" Mesteller 
President & CEO
Likes: The Cowboys, Steelers, Mavericks and Stars, and most NFL & NBA games, US and international travel, good books, good meals and good company.
Dislikes: all telemarketers, bad drivers, and bad waitresses & waiters
Astrological Sign: Aries

Bruce "Toto" Patnaude
Reverse Cowboy ... err I mean Artist
Likes: The Cowboys, the Stars, Golf, Raquetball, Latina women and video games
Dislikes: Pushy Canadians
Astrological Sign: Seriously? Taurus da Bull baby.

Oliver "KFS1" Smith
Lead Host Programmer and morning Hotdog supplier.
Likes: WWII Online, Writing WWII Online code. Really! Oh, and I guess Sci-Fi (C.J.Cherryh, Iain M Banks, John Twelve Hawks, Babylon 5, Stargate, Arthur C Clarke), Science (particularly astronomy, neuro-mechanical, nano and AI), Music (too many types to list).
Dislikes: People who consider someone dumb because of their level of knowledge/experience in one field, like programmers who call end-users stupid when they don't know how the software "thinks".
Astrological Sign: Angustus Rectum (Love ya, Ollie!)